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Never Argue with a Woman! - Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:03 am
Myth
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Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads
her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she
replies, thinking, ("Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry,
officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual Assault," says the
woman." But I haven't even touched you," says the Game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.
Love and Light
Myth
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Post!!! - Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:33 pm
Celtic Vision
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LMAO!!!!
This is actually pretty funny and thankies for sharing!!!
This is just what I needed to start my day!
Have a great Monday and I'm off!
Hugz
CV
- Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:45 pm
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